My 52 Hours in Portland

      Well, let me just say I was hoping to enjoy my short two days here in Portland, getting all my things and being able to relax in my own space, however I ended up having a pretty shit time. Reminded me why I left to begin with. Anyway, I leave today, thank god, so here’s a little brief overview of my time here…

Burger for Brunch at some place I don’t remember the name of downtown Portland. Super fucking portlandy tho: Burger with gruyere cheese, avocados, bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, weird tasting pickles, and a side of herb fries w/ basil aioli…Not bad but since there was no food at my house I took home the fries so I could later eat those for dinner.


Later that night, I finally got to wear my beautiful doc’s after four months of being apart. It was an emotional moment for me. Those boots make me.

I look like a Disney princess, right? Well I got bored and found some of my mom’s old dresses from the 80’s so I played a little dress up…(btw please ignore the cat shaped toilet paper holder in the background, my only full length mirror is in my bathroom facing the toilet, so I can enjoy my own company while I’m peeing. Don’t judge.)

Pretty itchy, but it has a nice vintage chic look to it with the whole long sleeve paired with the drop-waist. I felt pretty chic.

My final meal in Portland: of course, my New Season’s noodles; noodles with zucchini, squash, mushrooms, baby corn, bell peppers, broccoli, cauliflower, all covered in my favorite peanut sauce with a side of rice so I could again have extra food for a meal later in the night since, no edible food resides in my kitchen.


VMA’s: What the Stars Wore

       Here you go bitches, for all you who are either too lazy to watch or give a shit about the VMA’s. I personally just like to see what all of these celebs wear…

Rihanna in a lovely white gown.

Katy Perry in an Elie Saab sheer gown.

Rita Ora in a Customized Emilio Pucci creation.

Taylor Swift in a J. Mendel suit,

Miley Cyrus rockin her new ‘do in Emilio Pucci

Nicki Minaj in a lacey bodysuit.

Emma Watson in a graphic mini.


Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose cradling her baby bump.

Kat Gr.aham in a sexy maroon satiny suit, with a leopard bustier

Ne-Yo arriving in a military-inspired ensemble.

Ke$ha looking ever so tame.

Jessica Szohr in a black bustier, form-fitting gown.

More to come!